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He's delusional. Someone earlier said they think he'll go bankrupt in 3 years but IMO we're more likely to see this guy OD or die of heart failure. His kids are going to be thrilled when he dies, that's for sure.
Quite the opposite actually. I'm hoping you lead a long life filled with happiness and prosperity.