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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that

I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher ...)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Pork is better tbh

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Why so serious?

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

[–] schoegge@feddit.org -2 points 11 months ago

Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don't like it.

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place -4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating... It's... An unpleasant experience.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

They used to, but I heard that döner kebabs are too expensive nowadays.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

As a German I'm interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What exactly did you see?

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?