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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Girl how on earth do you look like a supermodel 24/7 when you're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, scavenging among ruins and debris for food so you won't have to resort to cannibalism??

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Maybelline in DNA

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Instant makeup & haircut genes sound pretty good to me.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

My old roommate just wakes up with perfect hair. Some people just got it in ‘em. I also learned how to cut my own hair in the pandemic and it went pretty well, though yea a knife a dirty mirror ain’t gunna cut it.