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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I want to get another beer, but fat cat is preventing any significant movements.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

can get one for me too please? thanks mate

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I'll send the minions to get two

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You need a bar fridge next to the couch. Doubles as a lamp table.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strongly considering it. For now, my kids are the beer runners.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kind of like underage non paid beer wenches.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For real. They gotta earn their keep somehow. Fucking freeloaders

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I ❤️ the word moocher

So underutilized

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A bit better than blood sucking leechs.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Parasite is a good word