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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Schlong

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Assmouthdeus

Bellenda

Cock'n'balla

Dick Facey

Fuckface

Phallicus

[–] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!

[–] titus_w_blotter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Copy pasting does that for ya

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁