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True... But... How would a Koala not have Koalafications, but a bear does?
It's a very polarbearizing issue.
Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pedantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...
Shut up nerd
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"Why aren't bears considered marsupials?" They don't have the koalafications!
From one pedantic person to another...
NEEEEEERRRRRD
It's purely nepotism. You have have the right parents to be a bear.
Because going through college is a grizzly process
Grizzlies always have the bear necessities needed to get a job done
Because they're high all the time and dont study.
For bears, "bear necessities" can be considered analogous to koalafications in koalas.
Koalas are too nearsighted.