Tagged as NSFW because this level of nonsense is a cognito hazard. Found through a retweet of a Xitter post of a Reddit post of Facebook discussion. If shares this, please keep the repost count up to date. Ty! 🙏
I've been wanting to create a community for this sort of "so wrong they're right" shit from right wingers. It wouldn't just be queer related, but about any instance of conservative logic accidentally pointing to the truth. It'd be stuff like this:
The only issue is that I dislike figuring simple tech stuff out, so I'll never get around to doing it. It's just a chore, even if it isn't hard or I know how to do it. I pick my fights with ADHD, and creating a community to run isn't a top priority 😞
As a 6 foot tall gay man with feminine clavicles and hip to waist ratio, is my dick a figment of my imagination??
Human variation is so much greater than their tiny gender dichotomy theory can contain, so they resort to Olympic Level Mental Gymnastics. Like, this is gold medal worthy crazy.
Fuck, can you imagine if it was? One day you wake up and boom, you realize you don't actually have a dick. Did you just imagine it your whole life? Did some really fucked up person kidnap you and remove it while you slept? Is there actually a god and he's a dick who's messing with you? Maybe you spent your whole life knowing you didn't have one and for some reason woke up falsely remembering having one?
Or you wake up with a bad hangover and find that it’s missing again. It happens all the time, it’s detachable. It comes in handy a lot of the time, you can leave it at home when you think it’s going to get you in trouble.