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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 41 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Dani the youtuber promotes milk

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Half way would be pilk.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CHILK

The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!

(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!

1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.

Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

That's just unspoiled spoiled milk

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[–] yboutros 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't they sell 1 pint cartons any more?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Milk gives me spicy poops tho