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Don't block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I'm blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
If "excuse me" doesn't work, blast away.
It never does.
Recommend looking like an escaped mental patient in the thall of a disembodied voice, that always works for my human.
What about a bicycle horn? 🤣 (Sorry for your troubles, I don't mean to poke fun)
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
If only my local shops had a seemingly infinite hole to push people into.
But he's walking right down the middle, which is also bad.