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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!

Get out of the way or I'm blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If "excuse me" doesn't work, blast away.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recommend looking like an escaped mental patient in the thall of a disembodied voice, that always works for my human.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE

But he's walking right down the middle, which is also bad.