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Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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Crazy thing is that in my experience it wasn’t even a dry ass playlist. They played one radio station that literally played the same 10 fucking songs day in and out
Welcome to the hellscape of iHeartRadio owning 90% of stations, assuming it was a standard station and not a carefully constructed by psychopaths to maximize spending and minimize offence thing.
Yep. No more of the public deciding if an artist should be a one hit wonder, they'll shove it down your fucking throat until they're not and "mainstream." It's borderline brain washing for those who want to listen to FM radio. Fucking Audacy, Clear Media and iHeart
They decide who's artist career lives and dies.