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[โ€“] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing

[โ€“] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do I want to know what sex dust is? I'm afraid to ask

What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.

No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after