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submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works

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Be me in army

mandatory in my shitty country

first time we noob soldiers fire our guns

we lay in the ground and get ready

drill instructor yells "are you ready?"

i yell back "ai ai captain"

random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him

i yell again "oooooo"

random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)

dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor

we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving

i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (10 children)

They're shooting for the first time and the targets are 300m away?

[–] ackthxbye@feddit.org 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Seems plausible from my own shooting drill experience. But the targets are a bit bigger than you are probably imagining.

[–] HaleHirsute 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I think rookie privates are starting out at 80 to 150 meters with most of their shots.

[–] femtech@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

We had 50 - 300 all at the same day in the same range.

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