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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (12 children)

So what next, are they going to start going after people who fill up before they arrive at the theater? Going into the theater on a full stomach is theft, you should thank them for the overpriced food they slave over for you (or at least the hourly workers who are treated like slaves).

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, nothing is next. You can't bring your own food in some places. It's really not that hard.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is not something that should involve the police.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

They didn't call the police on them for bringing food in, they called the police on them for refusing to leave.

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