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I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had. (self.monkeyspaw)

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[–] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Wish Granted.

Very few children are born. The few that are quickly build up massive wealth worsening the conditions of their pare ts generation. Very quickly no more children are born as they would not have a better quality of life. The human race dies out within a couple of generations.