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[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pulling the ol Mitch Hedberg on them!

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did not lose an arm in Vietnam to bring you a hot dog!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still do, but I used to too.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gotta convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.