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submitted 1 year ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor.

He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I can only hope I'll be so lucky.