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What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?
Of course not.
They migrate
I don't know.....Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.
Some sort of curry would be my guess. I know I could live off that shit.
Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It's even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.
Settle down ken m