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There was a giant tree next to my old workplace. Took me two years to notice it wasn't a real tree. It was a cell tower.
The year is 2030. Cell tower camouflage is so realistic, literally anything could be a cell tower. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is a cell tower.
No wonder the reception at your wedding was so good.