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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, the attempt didn't go great. Wake me up if there's another though - might be interested in a t-shirt showcasing that one.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only want the tshirt when it’s commemorating his actual assassination

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it’s close, you’ll hear a snap