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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (15 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (13 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (12 children)
[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

House MD pride month special

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