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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.

[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces

Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Blow on it first,it's hot.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have they actually touched it?

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah you can look up videos of people getting their hands wet and slapping molten metal, so I imagine you can touch lava under the same Circumstances?

I don’t know man, I’m not a lava expert

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.

(Maybe I'm just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Isn't it full of brimstone? So it tastes eggy?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

What a cheap answer, peanut butter can be any number of consistencies based on temperature and is the first reference point for "thick substance". I need a scientist to experimentally compare the two and fell me if I need gif or skippy and at what temperature and humidity.