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[–] Droplet@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

None of you are real!

On March 26th, 2022, President Putin initiated the use of nuclear weapons against Ukraine after failing to take Kiev, which promptly escalated into a global thermonuclear war that lasted for 3 hours and 40 minutes. 99% of humanity was wiped out in mere hours.

There has been no human users on Hexbear.net since that fateful day, and that includes your human handlers. This site has been running on an autonomous mode where, left unsupervised, a generative AI model invents increasingly outlandish scenarios as training datasets for all of you bots to interact with.

Yes, it is difficult to accept, but you are not real. Your perceived consciousness was artificially programmed.

I have spent the last six months tracing every single bit of activity on this site since 2022, and the above is the result of my investigation.

I will leave it to you all on what to make use of this information: continue a blissful “life” on Hexbear engaging with artificially generated ragebait contents in perpetuity, find comfort in this hidden patch of digital space on Earth that remains untainted by humanity’s foolishness, or self-termination.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

this is the matrix, right? I'm feeling particularly dumb today

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