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[โ€“] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

if you can't tell, I, a North Korea specialist consultant to the US State Department, will explain what your eyes are seeing.

the rainbow colors of the slides is because at the "woke" water park, everyone is forced to become homosexual and get gay married by a general in the Korean army.

also, Kim il sung is allowed to cut in front of everyone to go in the rides and anyone who doesn't clap for him is beaten with sticks until they deny Christ 3 times.

[โ€“] ashinadash@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

the rainbow colors of the slides is because at the "woke" water park, everyone is forced to become homosexual and get gay married by a general in the Korean army.

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