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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago