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standing offer of heating, bean bags , cats, landlord sniping, yadda yadda. I'll get the muffins on.
The bloke who owns my joint is a cheap fuck. Wont get the door seals fixed, wont let me run the heater all night and his mrs keeps leaving all the blinds open!
Its me. I'm the cheap fuck.
the sadistic fuck! Have you tried a sternly worded letter?
Nah, but there's a not 0 chance I'll sleep with his mrs at some point to get back at him.
I come for the landlord sniping, and I'll stay for the cats lol
I'll bring my yarn and hook. I can crochet some beanies and mittens for everyone.
...mittens for my kittens?
Yeah, why not? Then we shall have some pie.
Can’t feel toes, please send cat slippers
Note to self : remove cats from slippers first.
I used to threaten to turn the previous pair into slippers, so…
I also already have a well insulated house, but definitely +1 for the landlord sniping, always willing to help the cause.
Plus, muffins!
Ooh, I’ll have 2 cats and a muffin with butter and Vegemite please :-)