In all seriousness I feel like the common answers I saw of Diogenes (because that was like, his entire shtick) or Socrates (because they killed him for being annoying) are probably better answers but saying its Trotsky on a leftist forum is way funnier.
Cato was an annoying and self righteous piece of shit
Real “giving the plebes bread is not just a threat to my personal wealth but an unholy affront to our sacred republic” kind of guy
Plus modern day libertarians love the guy so what more do you need? They named the fucking Cato institute after him case closed