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[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 90 points 1 year ago (40 children)

Antibiotics aren't for viruses. Cold air doesn't make you sick. Tongues don't have "taste zones." Muscles don't have memory.

And because you threw up for one day, you didn't have "the 24hr flu." You ate something bad or someone didn't wash their hands. The flu is short for influenza, which is a respiratory virus, which typically does not make you throw up and shit. More likely it was the dodgy gas station sushi.

Let's keep going...

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

gas station sushi.

One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

just make sure not to black out and wake up in a sewer

[–] androogee@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago

But this big rat wants to teach me karate

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