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I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.
That sounds a lot like my younger days. I suddenly feel the need to recapture my youth.