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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (8 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Emacs keybind?

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