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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be witty (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 111 points 1 year ago (30 children)

To anyone out there with the 'i can eat whatever I want without getting fat' idea, yeah it's not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (14 children)

My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Talk to a doctor instead of a buncha chuckle-fucks on the internet.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah they don't know anything

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