You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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You can't park there, sir (youtu.be)
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The classic

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You can't... wait wtf mate! (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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poor tree....

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Can't park there mate (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 weeks ago by princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks and Parking (www.jalopnik.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31893320

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31867381

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Tesla Robotaxi parks in middle of intersection to drop off passengers in TX (fuelarc.com)
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You can't park there, mate!

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You can't park there, son. (www.bbc.com)
submitted 1 month ago by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Toy car 'parked illegally' in sewers in Cornwall

South West Water asks people to be mindful after a "bizarre collection" of items is found in drains.

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Even the police said you can’t park your balloon there, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour's.

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Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok (www.nrk.no)
submitted 2 months ago by cosmicrookie@lemmy.world to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30058107

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30057761

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What? Is this not a reasonable place to park? (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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This was posted in my cities reddit page and I figured it was too good not to share

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You can't park there mate (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Wife crashed the car again today..... She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

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Invading Soviet tank on a collapsed bridge, Czechoslovakia, 1968 (infosec.pub)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29067679

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You couldn't park there mates! Bollards always win (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by lgsp@feddit.it to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Found here: https://bird.makeup/users/worldbollard/statuses/1916395503173963891

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You can't park there mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 3 months ago by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1 in Nottinghamshire

A Nottinghamshire Police officer says it "was definitely a first".

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Tha can't park theer, cock! (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Not there, mate - push if you have to (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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No parking on the motorway, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 4 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts (www.youtube.com)
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Static caravan blocks Fen road (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 5 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Unfortunately the article does not explain how it got there as I’d really like to know. Anyway, you can’t park it there, mate.

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Albanian bridge (infosec.pub)
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https://albaniandailynews.com/news/accident-in-tirana-bus-to-remain-in-lana-river-as-sign-of-warning

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who's gonna tell em? (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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guy just drove up on the curb and got out

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Mystery over upturned campervan in Brittany (www.bbc.com)
submitted 5 months ago by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Police are trying found out how the vehicle ended up with its bonnet in a ditch and its back in the air.

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Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 6 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/22376720

Oh well, better luck next time.

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I know it's cold out but you really can't park there mate (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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Shit is a skating rink this morning

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You can't park there, mate (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by chookity@moist.catsweat.com to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk
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