Everett True Comics

Reminder that I could really use a volunteer to transcribe these comics in order so more people can enjoy them. If you're interested feel free to take a look at this here post.

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Transcription:

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE

DRAWN FOR THE HERALD COURIER BY CONDO

(Panel 1)

Boat announcer speaking: The next boat for Oakland Pier connects with Train Number 21, for...

Two men are sitting on a bench. One man (Everett True) is large and wearing a dark coat. The other man is small and dressed in a light-colored suit with a hat. The small man is staring intently at a third man.

(Panel 2)

Everett True: It's very plain, mister, that the man sitting opposite has lost an arm, and it's plain also that your staring annoys him!!! Why not ogle me?—I've lost my temper!!!

Everett True kicks the man in the light-colored suit off the bench. The man is thrown to the ground with his hat flying off.

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Transcription:

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
By Condo

(Panel 1) A man is seen walking across a flower bed, oblivious to his surroundings. Everett True is walking past as an onlooker

(Panel 2) Everett True, looking very angry, tackles the man, causing him to fall headfirst into the sidewalk.

Everett True: "ANYBODY WITH EYESIGHT WHO TRAMPLES FLOWERS WILL COMMIT ALMOST ANY CRIME IN THE CALENDAR!!!"

Transcription:

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE By Condo

(Panel 1) A man in a long coat and hat is speaking to Everett True. The man appears to be trying to justify his actions, gesturing with his hands and referencing the Bible. Everett True, dressed in his usual heavy coat and hat, stands listening, looking unimpressed.

Man: "AND SO, EVERETT, I INSIST THAT MY ACTION IN THE MATTER WAS WHOLLY JUSTIFIABLE. AS YOU KNOW, IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE THAT ..."

(Panel 2) Everett True is seen aggressively shoving the man into a large wooden crate, causing the man to fall back, losing his hat in the process. The force of Everett's push has busted the crate open, and the man appears to be tumbling inside. Everett stands in the foreground, having just completed the push, with an assertive posture.

Everett True: "I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN YOU'RE IN A TIGHT PLACE! YOU FALL BACK ON MISQUOTING THE SCRIPTURES!! FALL BACK ON SOMETHING ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!"

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Thank you @Shawdow194@kbin.run!

Reminder that i love you all my everetters we're having such a great time here

Irrelevant: just watched today's judo Olympics and wow man these strong ladies got me feeling some way you know what I'm pretty sure I'll start doing judo just so I can do some lesbian tackling round these parts that's what the everetters need to know about their mod

I see everetters, but everetteers is right there, an 'e' away!

I love you everetters. I love this community so muc

This is a reposted comic that marks my decision of making this community, originally posted in !comicstrips@lemmy.world.

Bonus:

Hai guys.

As I googled for some Everett True comic strips I stumbled upon this picture. And I was so puzzled bc what the hell did this guy do to deserve this. And then the idea was made: no context Thursdays, every Thursday we post at least one panel that has no context whatsoever and we can try to guess why the person in question got beat up/met Mr True's fury.

Obviously we can always post regular comics, I just think it's fun to have a designated day specifically for no context panels. And I dömt think this will catch om so maybe I'll look stupid but I think the idea is fun and I will most certainly post on no context thursdays

Love you everetters

that being said: what do you think this man did to piss Everett off?

Transcription:

In a park with rich vegetation and several trees sits a couple on a bench, facing away from the reader. The woman leans into her boyfriend's arm, saying "— AND WE'LL BE OH, SO HAPPY IN OUR LITTLE COTTAGE, DEARIE."

Everett True is seen sitting on a bench a few metres from them, facing the reader. He is wearing his usual black coat with a dark vest and striped pants. He is holding a cigar in one hand and a newspaper in the other, looking restrained and confounded.

Everett True: "I'D LIKE TO KNOCK THEIR HEADS TOGETHER AND BRING THEM TO, BUT MY DOGGONE CONSCIENCE WON'T LET ME — I WAS YOUNG MYSELF ONCE!"

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Transcription attempt by me