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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs (theshovel.com.au)
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'This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism' vs. 'No It Won’t' (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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This classic from The Onion was originally published all the way back in 2003.

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Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets (chaser.com.au)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Entomologists Identify Moth Species That Evolved To Fly Out Of Poor People’s Wallets (theonion.com)
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Biologist Chases Invasive Moth Species Through Crowded Chinatown Marketplace (theonion.com)
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Navy Finishes Retrofitting F/A-18s with Periscopes, Torpedoes (www.duffelblog.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that (www.thebeaverton.com)
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I’ve Figured Out What My Mayoral Run Is Missing: I Need to Start Sexually Harassing Women (McSweeney’s) (www.mcsweeneys.net)
submitted 1 month ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats – The Chaser (chaser.com.au)
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit (theonion.com)
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Trump Imposes 50% Tariff On Companies That Just Feel Chinese (youtube.com)
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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary (theonion.com)
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Laid-Back Dad Just Wants New Pair Of Brandless Aviators He Got At Omaha Gas Station In 1993 For Father’s Day (theonion.com)
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Israel launches wave of missile strikes against man who looked at it funny in pub (newsthump.com)
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LAPD Starts YouTube Channel for Rubber Bullet Trickshots (hard-drive.net)
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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays (theonion.com)
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Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off (theonion.com)
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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words (theonion.com)
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Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla (theonion.com)
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Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off (theonion.com)
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Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification (McSweeney’s) (www.mcsweeneys.net)
submitted 1 month ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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