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Every Gang From “The Warriors” Ranked by Our Conservative Uncle’s Fear of the City
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Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse
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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
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Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding
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Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are Ryder’s parents?
“I see that kid zooming around town on his ATV at all hours of the day and night,” expressed one concerned citizen. “Doesn’t he have a bedtime? And where are his parents when he’s operating heavy machinery without any formal training? I have never even heard his parents being referenced, let alone seen proof that they exist. The kid can’t be more than 10 years old! Where are social services?”
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Doug Ford denounces university encampments after mistaking tents for affordable housing
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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