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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Biden Whimpering From Inside White House Supply Closet (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network (www.youtube.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Dog Looks At Owner Who Put It In Costume Like Mafia Don Betrayed By Loyal Consigliere (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Report: Get Back Here And Apologize To Your Mother (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Pros And Cons Of Prosecuting School Shooters’ Parents (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Revised Citizenship Test Requires Immigrants To Name Every U.S. State Where They Not Welcome (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Coworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murdered (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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The one percent (www.youtube.com)
submitted 10 months ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Trump Attempts To Soften Image With New Airbrushed JCPenney Beauty Shots (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Corporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Are (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Shitty Beard Barely Has Any Frolicsome Woodland Creatures Living In It (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Trump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Lying About Having Job At White House (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy (hard-drive.net)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments (theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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