Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:


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But there's no need. Take this cuteness potion for your travels scroller.

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It's a busy time of year. Hope your day was well!

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Cozy is important.

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Crikey. I better get my ish together. Good luck to you!

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Oh, indeed.

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First things first, you look amazing!

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Go ahead, I'm all ears.

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I've been meaning to say..."You're kinda awesome." Did you know that?

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I hope you find some comfort today!

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May your snacks be tasty today!

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Rest here, you've earned it

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You've earned it. You're doing great!

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It's not looking so much tan but it is round like an egg and grey like a rock... It's the aquatic flavour of earthy tan egg.

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And remember, you look fabulous!

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I'm talking about dat donk. Hngh, thicc

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It's a cozy kinda day.

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Truly. You're killing it right now. Slay gurl.

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I care about what you have to say.

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It's crazy out there. Take a knee, drink water.

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