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You're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fart (hilariouschaos.com)
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even Silent farts. But making fart noises with your mouth immediately kills you and you explode

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You can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You want (hilariouschaos.com)
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You can smell time (hilariouschaos.com)
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You can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their farts (hilariouschaos.com)
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You have to ask them permission first and explain why you're asking otherwise you just smell stinky farts without the Power

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You can burst into flames at will (hilariouschaos.com)
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Essentially you burn alive and can not regenerate

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You can levitate baby poop over your forehead (hilariouschaos.com)
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