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[Round2] What was your best "I must sacrifice you that I might live" moment spoken reassuringly? (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496

I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home ๐ŸŽŠ

The resulting explosion was totes fyre ๐Ÿค™ and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it

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What would happen to Putler if his entire lower body was vacuum sealed in cellophane ~~and he was not able to fart or shit~~? (lemmy.world)
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You know how you sometimes have to lift a leg to fart since your butt forms an airtight seal with the seat?

What would happen if Puttin was forcefully eased into a setup like that and forced to take a permanent time-out and everyone went on vacation for a month?

What would the natural result be?

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What does gunpowder smell like? (lemmy.world)
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[Series] What does PCP smell like? (lemmy.world)
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What happens if I eat a box of paperclips before an MRI? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 5 months ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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internal bleeding? isn't that where my blood is supposed to be?? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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why is it called "no stupid questions" when people keep posting stupid questions? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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Can people who did lots of coke and destroyed their septum better get a bullring in their nose where their pesky septum used to be? (lemmy.world)
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Do you got "cake"? (lemmy.world)
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I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN!?!?

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If you had to jump into purifying waterz of Ganges River, what move or style would you do? (lemmy.world)
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Examples [belly flop, dive, back flop etc)

Cannonball for me

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[Series] What does ecstasy (the drug) smell like? (lemmy.world)
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"the world is flat" in america is the world is apartment? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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Does everyone in South Korea have bangs (hairstyle)? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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what cheese is the moon made of?? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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what do u think is the popes favourite sandwich (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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What would happen if you farted on a tightrope? (lemmy.world)
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Where is maximum safe height to do cannonball into Ganges River? (lemmy.world)
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What is it with non-traitors and loyalty?! (lemmy.world)
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๐Ÿ˜Š

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what's ur favourite food and why is it mac n cheese with bacon (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
submitted 7 months ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What taco order demonstrates a new friend is a fundamentally unserious person? (slrpnk.net)
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Does your butt "secrete" poo? (lemmy.world)
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I use to pronounce it "secrets" lol

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jesus christ who the fucj cares (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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can u just shut the fuck up already???

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DAE bothered that "milestone" and "minestrone" don't rhyme? (slrpnk.net)
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do u think the birds know it's christmas (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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does the mac in mac and cheese stands for mac and cheese????????? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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