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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Not my original content

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also, abortion is now illegal, unless I'm not the father.

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I saw the original (grayed out) part around Nicoles's death and couldn't take take it seriously. Therefore, here is my addition to make all of this more accurate.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 
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It is believed he entered an anomaly with a shuttle in mid-2385. Upon returning, he said, "I guess I basically missed the late 80's."

Seriously, though, it surprises me how naturally Starfleet this guy sounds, especially after knowing him from another role. It just feels like he could be edited in to be some Ensign at Conn on a TNG-era bridge and no one would notice.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by data1701d@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

A severe temporal anomaly during a transporter accident lead to this abomination, Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh.

The transport officer on duty almost phasered them on site. During the manhunt, Gul Dukat got the closest he ever did to getting a statue on Bajor.

Luckily, temporal investigations got everything sorted out.

Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh was a spiritual successor to Needole. https://startrek.website/post/12514221

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Edit: I added a GIF version as the thumbnail. Here's the apng version below.

If it’s not moving, wait 30-ish seconds and see if it loads.

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Risa’s Dental ”You’re on a pleasure planet, so why shouldn’t your teeth be a pleasure as well?”

Although I imagine dentists don’t exist in the 24th century like they do know; I imagine instead of braces or fillings, a general doctor just replicates chompers like they did for Ransom that one time, albeit hopefully the right size.

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On a windy beach. In the summer. With a dog and a child.

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Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

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Trekkies were a mistake.

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…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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Not my OC

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The poll has spoken (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14501542

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