Riddles

adam was reading his daily newspaper suddenly his brother mischieviously off the light but to his suprised his brother continue reading how could that be

What has root as nobody sees. Grows taller than a tree. Up up it goes. But yet never grows.

A box without hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?

some people prize it and and wished they had it some people dont realize they have it and dont really care about it u get this given to u everyday and u use it everyday

There are two Indians: a big Indian, and a little Indian. the little Indian is the big Indian's son but the big Indian is not the little Indian's father. How is this possible?

Pull me out and and scratch my head, I once was red now black instead. What am I ?

I have a big head, two big noses, three blue eyes, four small ears, five wide mouthes. What is it?

What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.

Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I?

What would you call a top-notch detective

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?

In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

Name an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls, and is used almost everywhere today.

If you went back in time to when you were born and shot yourself (your baby self) would you live or die?

if Joe has 6 sandpiles & John has 3 sandpiles & they put them together how many sandpiles will they have?

Im black, white, and read.What am I?

it is to big for 1 judt right for 2 but it is no more for 3

David is throwing Robert a surprise birthday party but he has to stay within his budget. He spent half of his money plus $2.00 on the cake. Half of what he had left plus $2.00 was spent on balloons and streamers. Then he spent half of what he had left plus $1.00 on candy. Now he is out of money, how much did he start with?

I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE, NONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL,AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL.

What do lazy dogs like to do for fun?

If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.

Which mountain always rests?

It's more powerful than God It's more evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it If you eat it, you will die. What is it?