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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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railroad crossing railroad tracks spell that without any r's

Answerthat

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A cowboy on a horse in the wild west rides into an inn on Friday. Stays three nights and leaves again on Friday. How is this possible?

AnswerThe horses name is Friday.

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Theres about 50 to 100 people in a cabin in the middle of the woods... There all dead, but by no natural causes. (so they didn't kill each other or bears didn't kill them)... How did they die?

AnswerThe cabin is in the plane and the plane crashed in the middle of the woods. ( Not too Good)

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A man and his son are on the way to the mall in their car, they crash.They are called an ambulance and the boy desperately needs an operation,the surgeon comes and says "I can't operate on him, he is my son." How Can This Be?

AnswerThe Surgeon Is His Mother.

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what goes up a chimny down but cant go down a chimny up?

Answeran umbrella

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what are the group of sheephunters also known as?

Answerwelshmens

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What sneaks through doors and windows without knocking? What heats an unlit stove? What gives the cat a snug place to rest?

AnswerThe sun!

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A dog weights 20kg and the other dog weights 30kg. How much do they both weight.

Answerone dog weight 20 kg and the other weights 30kg

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You can feel me but you cannot touch me What am i?

AnswerA heart

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A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?

AnswerHe had hiccoughs!

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When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?

AnswerI am the horizon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

AnswerNacho Cheese!

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Ten Men's Strength, Ten Men's Length, Ten Men can't break it, Yet a young boy walks off with it What am I?

AnswerA rope.

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Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?

AnswerHe wanted to log on.

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A MAN PUTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD PULLS THE TRIGGER AND BLOWS HIS HEAD APART THEN TURN AROUND AND WALKS AWAY WHAT HAPPENED...?

AnswerHE SHOT HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR

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If you only have one match and you entered a room and found an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

AnswerThe match.

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What has 4 legs at morning, 2 legs at noon and 3 legs at night?

Answerhumans (stages of life... Crawl, Walk, and Cane)

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a person was building a house, and then it fell down, he did not get hurt nor get mad,on the count on, he knew it was going to fall and he did not expect any one to live in it.what happened?

Answerthe person was a little boy who was building a house of cards!

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Which building has the most stories?

AnswerThe Library

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John's mother has three children the 1st called April and the 2nd called May what is the 3rd child called?

AnswerJohn

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My heart is as hard as stone, yet my flesh is soft and sweet. What am I?

AnswerA peach

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if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?

Answerrich milk

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There were two twins. 1 of them were 20 and the other was 22 how does this work?

Answer1 of them were 20 and the other 1 was 20 TOO!

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by TheDoozer@lemmy.world to c/riddles@catata.fish
 
 

answerDice

(I'm not sure if I'm doing the spoiler tag right)

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a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on friday. how is this possible?

Answerthe horse's name was friday

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