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Why are basketball players so messy?

AnswerBecause they "dribble"!

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what gets wetter as it drys?

Answera towel

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I have a head and a tail but i have no body what am i?

Answera quarter

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I have no wings yet I fly, I have no voice yet I cry. What am I?

AnswerThe Wind

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During a hurricane you are at a bus stop with, your best friend, who has saved your life in the past, an old lady who is about to die, and the girl of your dreams, the problem is you only have room for one person in your car, who do you take?

AnswerYou give the keys to your car to your best friend so he can take the old lady to the hospital, and you stay with the girl, because she is the girl of your dreams.

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A gentle with one leg.

AnswerA mushroom

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first think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secret and tells naught but lies. next,tell me what's always the last thing to mend,the middle of middle and end of the end? and finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word. now string them together, and answer me this which creature would you be unwilling yo kiss?

Answerspider

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My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, The matter's true, though passing strange Directly I to nothing change. What Am I?

AnswerThe figure eight.

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Can you Geuss my name?

AnswerRumplestilskin

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i am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i?

Answerpeople

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Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?

AnswerThey Said it was TERMINAL!

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If an electric is traveling north at 150 MPH, what direction will the steam go?

AnswerUp. I bet that you said an electric train doesn't have steam. An electric train doesn't have smoke.

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what's twice in a week but once in a year?

Answerthe letter E

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if your in a race and you pass the person in second place what do you become

Answer2nd

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what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

Answerfunny bunny

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Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?

AnswerA black board

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Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

AnswerIt has a spring in it

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just because the sun is out dosen't mean it's day and just because the moon is out dosen't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through.the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?

Answeralaska

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a man is dead, lying in the middle of the desert wearing a backpack, no winds have been reported in the area to cover up any tracks. How did he die?

Answerthe backpack is a parachute, he was skydiving and the parachute failed to open

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Fire is often maintained above me, and if you remove my first letter, you will find the home shared by everyone you have ever known. What am I?

AnswerA Hearth.

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my mother likes coffee but doesnt like tea.

Answermy mother likes coffee but doesnt like "t" Example:my mother likes baseball but doesnt like tennis which ever word that begins with a "T" or has a "T" in it my mother does not like.

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My cousin always knows what the score of a baseball game is going to be before the game even starts. How can this be?

AnswerThe score is always 0-0 before a game starts.

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What goes up a chimney when down, but can't go down the chimney when up?

Answeran umbrella

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Two miners both come back home from work in an elevator. One miner has soot all over his face, but the other has a clean face. The one with the clean face wipes it with a hankercheif. The other does nothing. Why?

AnswerThe one with the dirty face looks over to the miner with the clean face and assumes his face is clean. The miner with the clean face looks over at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty too. Thus cleaning his face with a hankerchief.

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This person shot many people in order to save their lives. This person got paid to do it, and didn't go to prison. Who is this person?

AnswerA doctor

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