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A man and his wife had a baby.The male baby is named coninfood.His mother's name is container.What is his father's name?

AnswerHis Father's name is Food!!

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I man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, and died in San Fransico, what is he?

Answerdead

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theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground.what had happen?

Answera snowman had melted

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(you are the husband)You are on a plane with your wife to Japan and the plane sudenly crashes and you are the only one who lived.A couple of birds ate everyone than saved your wife for last. You haven't had anything to drink or eat and all you see are birds.So you are so hungy you eat a bird than you die.Why did you die???

AnswerBecause the bird ate the wife(who was dead) than the man ate the bird and died!!!!!

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Mount Everest is the tallest mountain right? Well before mount everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?

Answermount everest was still the tallest,it just wasn't discovered.

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I Make Polar Bears White I Make Boys Have to Pee I Make Girls Brush Their Hair I Turn Pancakes Brown If You Squeeze Me, I'll Pop If You Look At Me, You'll Pop Can You Solve This Riddle

Answer95% of Harvard Grads could not solve this riddle 87% of Kindergarden Students answered this in less than six minutes The answer is NO!!! the last line in the riddle is "Can you solve this riddle" the answer is No!

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how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?

Answerone (complete)

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A tall man is laying face-down in the middle of a desert. He is dead. Laying in front of him is a rock, a buzzard, and a cactus. The man has no cuts, bruises, or any type of bodily damage whatsoever. He did not die of dehydration, nor has he had a stroke, heart attack, etc. Who is this man, and how did he perish?

AnswerThe dead person was Superman, and the rock, Kryptonite, killed him.

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A man is late for an appointment and, in his haste, takes a corner so fast that only two wheel were on the pavement. A police man is standing on the corner, but he did not give him a ticket. Why?

AnswerHe was on a motorcycle.

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Name a five letter word which has three consonants all the same and two different vowels. Every now and then you see this while running a Windows 95/98 on your PC.

AnswerError! Error! Error!

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As I was going to saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to Saint Ives?

Answer1

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If it takes 4 hours for 2 men to dig a hole, how long would it take for 1 man to dig half of a hole? www.funtrivia.com

AnswerIt is impossisible to dig half of a hole! You just can't do it! If you tried, it would just end up being a whole hole!

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when is a door not a door?

Answerwhen it's ajar

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Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

Answerthat

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there is a room with just one door and no windows a man walks in and walks out wen he has laft only water, broken glaas and romeo and juliet lying dead on the ground. how did they die ?

Answerromeo and juliet are fish the man waalked in and knocked over the fish bowl. lol

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Dont say that word. You know that word. I bet you are already saying it. Stop IT! O well you already lost the game. THe word is...

Answer"what"

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were do you go to fing your favorite dogs mountion and your dogs name is rocky

Answerrocky mountions

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What happens once in a moment, once in a second, twice in a millennium, but never in a life time.

AnswerThe letter N.

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What has to be broken before it can be used?

AnswerAn egg

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the is a sailor three ladies. a Fox, Chicken and corn. they want the animals and corn to go over the other side to their friends. but the sailor can boat can only bring two person at atime the sailor and some one else. if he brings the Fox the chicken will eat the corn. if he brings the corn the Fox will eat the chicken. how will he get the across the river?

Answerfirst he brings over the Chicken. because the Fox doesn't eat corn. then he would bring over the corn. he would then bring back over the chicken. then he would bring over the Fox. after that then he would go back for the chicken.

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if two babies were born at the same time the same hour the same day the same week the same year the same decade the same millenium how can they not be twins.

Answerbecause they are two of triplets.

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what has 18 legs and ctches flies?

Answera baseball team

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What did the p.e teacher say to the fat kid?

AnswerRUN

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There are two doors with faces on them. One door always tells the truth, and one door always lies. Also, one door leads to heaven and one to hell. You do not know which one is which or where each leads. You can only ask one door one single question to find out which door leads to heaven. But remember, you don't know if it is lying or not. What is the question?

Answer"If you were the liar, would you tell me this door leads to heaven?" (You choose the opposite. The liar obviously lies, and the truth-teller speaks as if he were the liar, so he also "lies.")

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What is greater than God? Worse than the devil The poor has it The rich need it What am I?

AnswerNothing!!! Ha Ha Gotcha!! well some of you!!

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