Riddles

ONE DAY TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS GO ON A FISHING TRIP. EACH OF THEM CATCHES A FISH, BUT WHEN THEY GET BACK HOME THEY ONLY HAVE 3. THEY DIDNT LOSE ANY OR ATE ANY YET. WHY IS THAT?

you wake up in the middle of the night and u find the waters boiling, the wall papers peeling and your roofs and you are coughing, which of these problems do u solve first???

As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

There are two kids born on the same day, they have the same parents. Same year, and same hospital. Why aren't they twins?

A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die

there is 1 in evry corner and 2 in evry room what is it

What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

I'm as deep as an ocean, As round as a cup, Yet all the King's horses Can't pull me up. What am I?

The Big family went on a vacation to Gunnagetcha Witchahatchet at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City. Did they ever get home?

Congrats! You are the 25th person to open this riddle! You will get a. . . A) Prize B) Money C) Nothing D) An answer

what has no begining no end and has an inside and an outside?

you're standing infront of 2 doors:one is good and one is bad. there is a gaurd infront of each door. one gaurd always lies and the other always says the truth. what one question can you ask to know what door to go in to?

what store lets their customers do something that they would get arrested for in another store???

what number is greater that 0,1,2,3,4 and less than 6,it is not five?

A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?

My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.

I heat everyone around me both land and sea yet I am not real. What am I.

You buy a parrot and the seller says it repeats every thing it hears but then he spoke to it for two weeks and never said anything and the seller said he did not lie. Who is this?

a man is laying on the ground, weak, next to a rock. how was he injured?

The maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it, and the user doesnt see it. What is it???

How can you make a sandwitch much tastier?

what can you catch but you cant throw??????????

figure out if you can read this or not Yy u r Yy 4 me u b i c u Yy 4 me

What room has no wall no windows no roof and no floor?