Riddles

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

the person who invented it does not need it. the person who brought it does not want it. the person who needs it doesen't know it what is it?

I'm tempting, so it's said, I have a shiny coat of red, And my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, Taste good to eat, And help to guard your teeth. What am I?

What vegetable do you have to sratch and spins around?

I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening. what am I?

I was standing at the sea-side when sudenly a plane fell into the sea. Shocked and surprised as i was how can I take out the plane?

You are at a funeral and there is a woman that died. You see a man crying in the corner. You go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman. He says: "Brothers and sisters, I have none, But her father is my father's son." What connection does the man have with the woman who died?

I sit stern on the rock while I'm raising the wind, But the storm once abated, I'm gentle and kind. Kings sit at my feet who wait at my nod, To kneel in the dust on the ground I have trod. I'm seen by the world and known by but a few. The Gentile detests me, I'm pork to the Jew. My weight is three pounds,my length is a mile, And when once discovered, you'll say with a smile- That the first and the last are the pride of the isle. The answer is a word of one syllable.

When you catch it you can't throw it back. You don't want it when some one gives it to you. The longer it takes you to catch it, the worse it will be when you do. Once you catch it there is no way you can drop it. The closer the friend you are to some one, the higher the chances of you giving them the thing they don't want. What am I talking about?

Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?

What gets bigger as you take things out of it (2 answers) ?

Whats greater than god? More evil than the devil? Poor people have it, and rich people need it?!?!

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do?

At the sound of me, men may dream, Or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh, Or sometimes weep.

i am always in front of u but u can not see me look for tommorow and u no what i mean! what am i?

What is greater than God? Worse than the devil? Dead people eat it? If you eat it you die? Rich people want it? And poor people have it?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?

ONE DAY TWO AMERICANS ARE WALKING DOWN A STREET ONE IS THE FATHER OF THE OTHER ONE'S SON WHAT RELATION ARE THEY

If there's brownie mix on first base, pudding on second base, and cookie dough on third base, then who is going to hit the ball?

What has a head at night but not in the morning?

Detective Smith finds Romeo and Juliet dead on the kitchen floor surrounded by broken glass. They were alone when they died. What killed them?

where do fish stay?

The fisherman loves me, doctors hates me,children loves me,what am i?

What tree is most warmly clad?

What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?