The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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ToothpasteSundae@lemmy.dbzer0.com

I wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with me (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 years ago by otter@lemmy.ca to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish everyone could swallow other people whole. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for it to snow tomorrow. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by SVcross@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for all the blind, mute, deaf, and paralyzed to regain their senses/abilities. (jlai.lu)

submitted 2 years ago by Solaris1789@jlai.lu to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had god-like powers (kbin.social)

submitted 2 years ago by mrbubblesort@kbin.social to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish spiders whispered at night (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

I wish for more wishes. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had the details (numbers and passwords) to unlock and use the largest crypto wallet that is currently lost irrevocably (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 years ago by otter@lemmy.ca to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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No one else can use it so maybe I can do some good with that money

I wish I could communicate with animals (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had a physical "Undo" button I could use in real life and not just on my computer (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 years ago by henfredemars to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for some popcorn (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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That’s it

I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago by w00@feddit.de to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

I wish Hamilton had won the duel, and Burr was the one who had perished. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for everyone alive and yet to be born, to have +1 empathy added to their character stats. (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by AxisFlowers@lemm.ee to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for all systems of capitalism to collapse to be replaced by something better for the most people possible. (lemmy.one)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mycatiskai@lemmy.one to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a deal riddled with caveats. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by FireTower@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the next person to have their wish fulfilled without caveats (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago by TerminalLover@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the last guy's night to be awesome (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Burn baby burn

I wish the next person to post on here doesn't get their wish. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by stephfinitely@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Some people just want to see the world burn.

I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 years ago by RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish freckles were communicable (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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