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never got bullied but I remember a kid that did when I was growing up. Let's call him Mike.
>scrawny. pasty kid. Curly hair, ginger, wore glasses.
>no friends
>constantly picked on by everyone
>I was pretty much the only kid that was pleasant to him. Never really had it in me to be a dick to people.
>Didn't talk to him much though. Mostly just a smile and a headnod in the hallways
>spent most of his lunches writing and drawing in a notebook by himself
>everyday, constant bullying
>one day on the bus home, it was worse than usual. Don't remember what exactly was said, but it was bad.
>I sat there and minded my own business
>kid goes home and hangs himself
>next day at school, everyone talked about how much they missed him and how they all loved him
>words cannot describe my disgust
>his funeral is coming up, I go only kid from my school that shows up his mother runs up to me
>you must be Phil! Mike always told me how you two were best friends! He always told me about all the fun you guys had etc etc
>It dawns on me
>everyday at lunch he was writing down made up stories of he and I hanging out and having a good time
>the thing that really haunts me, the thing that still keeps me up some nights now, 15 years later, is what she said next
>I just know that if you were on that bus you would have stopped them

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Anon gets screwed over (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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B is full of nsfw

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Anon wants to break up (sh.itjust.works)
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No.321134310

>girifriend is being a cunt

>pretty much over the relationship

>want to dump her in a creative way

>need ideas

Alright. supervillains. Let’s see how dastardly you really are.

tldr wanna dump gf like a boss. Gimme ideas

No. 321143242

Ok, so here's what you do: get a ring-box and get a reservation at the fanciest restaurant you can afford. Propose to her in the most romantic way possible, then open the box and give her the ring

Now, when you're in church and about to get married, the priest will ask if anyone has any objections, look around if someone wants to say something. If no one reacts, keep silent as well.

When you're like 30, knock her up. Get like 3-4 kids and a house somewhere in the suburbs, along with a good job. When your kids are old enough, like 10 years, take her to Hawaii. Do a romantic picnic on the beach, and again, pull out a ring-box. Ask her it she wants to renew your vows, and do it right there and then with a priest hired beforehand.

After your kids leave the house, retire and travel around with her a lot. Take her to Brazil or South Africa or something. Heck, buy a boat. Then later, if needed, go to a retirement home.

Now, and this is key, when you're dying, have her sit next to your bed and hold her hand. And here's the trick: with your last breath you should whisper "I love you, then die.

Oh I'm sorry, did you want me to help you break up with her?

WELL FUCK YOU I'M ALL ALONE SO GO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS

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OP never responded to that question

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I hate browsing 4chan with a passion

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Be me: Rikter, Tech

Be not me: DM; Armataige, Netrunner; Leprechaun, Medic

Have a few days of downtime while our medic heals from his injuries

Rikter decides he's going to make some Cyberware for himself in the meantime.

Armataige buys more ammo but mostly chills the whole time...

Once we're ready for another job rather than just sit around for one we ask our Fixer about somebody... head of a Booster Gang.

The Fixer knows somebody who might have that info... but they want a favor in exchange.

They want us to silence an out-of-town gang that's been making trouble for them.

We use one of our hijacked drones to get an aerial view of the target location...

Nondescript ruins of a town, they've got a few vehicles clustered around a bar. A few motorcycles clustered around a different building.

We jokingly consider stealing a Militech tank to drop on the bar then using the tank to mop up survivors before trying to find more sensible solutions

We get the idea that maybe we could drop a canister of napalm... one problem with that: where we gettin' the diesel? Turns out for all the dystopian corpo shit the diesel & gasoline are hard to come by now.

With that plan out the window we ask Armataige's cousin's if we can buy some vehicle stuff from them... they only hike the price a little 'cause family.

We supe up our car and prepare to head out under the basic idea of 'steal their cars and then shoot up the place'.

We get into the ruins of the town and put the car in neutral then have our resident strong man push it the rest of the way to the bar...

DM calls for stealth checks from the party... 16.... 16... 4.

As we approach the bar a pair of gangers wobble on out and make their way to out car to ask the fuck we're doing in their territory...

We give them a BS story 'bout the car being out of gas.

They buy it... but the story makes us seem vulnerable. They say they've got a sniper aimed at Leprechaun, our 'bodyguard', and tell us to get out of the car.

The entire party looks at the indicated window and none of us see a sniper

Rikter steps out of the car drawing his pistol.

Initiative

Leprechaun, Armataige, Goons, Rikter

"WHERE THE FUCK'S YOUR SNIPER?!" Leprechaun bellows as he charges one of them colliding his massive steel fists with one of the goons.

They get a crit applying a critical injury! Dismembered Leg

Armataige tries to finish off the guy... and misses at point-blank

The guy dies. The other guy takes his shot at Rikter... it hits but bounces off his Subdermal Armor.

Rikter just laughs off the gunshot and steps up to slash into the next goon with his claws.

Top of the round and Leprechaun asks if any more are coming from the bar because gunshots...

Leprechaun charges toward the bar and takes position concealed from reinforcements.

Armataige takes position to have cover against reinforcements

The remaining streetganger draws a knife and it skitters off Rikter's skin just as ineffectually as the bullets.

Reinforcements show up and spot Armataige & Leprechaun... but they're in vulnerable positions.

They manage a shot at Armataige, piercing her armor! The other one fires wildly and takes out part of the neon sign above Leprechaun.

Rikter steps back from melee now that it's not just a massacre and starts gunning down the ganger.

Leprechaun charges the reinforcements grabbing the two of them and colliding their skulls... not quite lethally though.

Armataige's turn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXC_rjs7tg

The goons! One misses Rikter and shatters one of our car-windows.

The reinforcements take shots at Leprechaun... and he's dodging bullets.

Rikter retaliates putting one of the streetgangers into critical condition with another dismembered leg.

Leprechaun double-crits the two of them! Rupturing an eye on each ganger! DM rules the damage is so massive they just die.

Armataige holds action to fire on reinforcements...

No reinforcements. The guy Rikter shot the leg off of just dies.

Rikter gets back in the car, starts it, and pulls it into their parking lot like nothing's wrong.

Meanwhile Leprechaun walks through the door... no he didn't open it and step through the doorway, he walks through the door like it wasn't there.

He immediately is under-fire! He shrugs off a shotgun blast at point blank.

Leprechaun's turn and he stealths as the guy that shot him scurried around a corner.

Rikter & Armataige start running to back up their heavy metal medic... it'll be a moment as they weren't right behind him.

We can hear movement but can't see 'round corners

Leprechaun's turn! He peeks around the corner to try and spot the enemy... and fails. He tosses a smoke-grenade into the room.

Rikter manages to cross the parking lot to be on the map

Armataige makes their way inside...

Still can't see what the enemy is up to

Leprechaun finds the security room! It's empty.

He continues moving... making it to the bar to stealth.

Rikter has fully caught up to the rest of the party under cover from the smoke.

Armataige finds her way to the security room! But doesn't have an action left to try and find an access point.

Enemies continue to do things we don't see.

Leprechaun is looking around trying to find them...

He sees two guys on the other side of the building and two more on catwalks above. The guys above look like they're prepared to drop the lighting rig above the smoke.

Rikter manages to make his way to having a shot against them and opens fire!

Armataige's turn and she's looking for net access... and there is none.

The enemy open fire on Rikter! He's buffeted with bullets one of them even scoring a crit, breaking one of Rikter's ribs

Leprechaun's turn! He sneaks onto the runway and slashes against one of them with his Helicopter Blade

Rikter flips the table for cover then takes his shots putting one of the gangers into critical conditions.

Armataige grapple-hands up onto the catwalks! She manages to wiff in best range increment with her rifle.

The guys on the catwalk drop the lights ineffectually and draw weapons.

One of the enemies kill over while another opens fire on Leprechaun! More dodging bullets from our giant the gunman flees into the smoke.

Leprechaun chases him into the smoke...

Rikter takes shots at the guys on the catwalk, only a single hit for moderate damage.

Armataige takes aim and nails one for serious damage, putting them into critical condition.

He dies as his ally misses firing at Rikter's cover.

Leprechaun in wondering around in his own smokescreen trying to find the fleeing enemy...

Rikter moves up taking shots at the last guy on the catwalk before taking cover behind another flipped table.

Armataige puts another bullet in the same target... and he's still alive! He drops his gun and pulls a grenade! He leaps off the catwalk with it... dieing in the process but putting the 'nade right next to Rikter.

Boom Rikter is just a bit more hurt... but he's still in good enough condition to fight.

Leprechaun is coming for the last guy... CYBERPSYCHO! and he's killed the last ganger!

"Is that all of them?" Rikter calls looking around seeing all the dead gangers.

"Yeah, looks like it... there were gunshots from the front door." - Armataige replies.

Rikter makes his way to the door...

Armataige drops from the catwalk to do the same.

Cyberpsycho opens his arm relieving his pop-up grenade launcher! He fires a 'nade nailing Leprechaun for serious damage!

Leprechauns turn! He grabs the Cyberpsycho! "Psycho." Leprechaun states calmly.

Rikter continues moving up and reloads with AP ammo.

Armataige takes position and fires on the psycho as Leprechaun is holding him still.

The Psycho opens his mouth revealing a massive tendril slashing at Leprechaun for even more serious damage and a critical injury! Dismembered Hand

Leprechaun's turn and he's now seriously injured! He throws down the Psycho in position for each of us to take our shots.

Rikter takes aim and fires! Just like the Gangers couldn't pierce Rikters subdermal Rikter can't pierce the Psychos.

Armataige! She goes full-auto... and can't control it.

The Cyberpsycho! He gets up and claws into Leprechaun for minor damage.

Leprechaun manages to miss the first hit but connects with the second punch.

Rikter is still struggling with the Psycho's heavy armor.

Armataige punches through his armor with single-fire shot.

The Psycho continues clawing at Leprechaun... missing by a hair then connecting with the second. Another critical injury: Broken Leg

Leprechaun is in critical condition! He doesn't kill-over this round. He keeps throwing haymakers cracking this guys armor just a little more.

Rikter actually manages to hit him... for minimal damage but the AP rounds are working.

Armataige puts another shot into him... but he's still standing.

CyberPsychos turn! He's got a pain editor but he's still wiffed both hits.

Leprechaun's turn! He still hasn't died. Another two Haymakers connect putting him into critical condition and giving him his first critical injury!

Rikter continues pumping bullets into him applying more critical injuries!

Armataige manages to amputate both hands with a single bullet!

Cyberpsycho's turn... he succumbs to his injuries!

Leprechaun passes his death save... and stabilizes himself!

We're still close enough to the city to access their net... Rikter checks this guy verses NCPD wanted files. He's very wanted.

This guys chock fulla cyberware though... we won't want to give all that free chrome to the NCPD so Rikter asks his underworld contacts if anybody could put a body in cold-storage for us... gotta wait till our medic can open him up.

Rikter knows a guy who's not only willing to freeze the body but also sneak it past the boarder check.

"Was this guy somebody we had to kill for the job?" Armataige

"No, but NCPD wants him, 4k eddies. But he's also full of chrome... called a guy to put him on ice until Leprechaun can open him up." Rikter

We check the other building... the Cyberpsycho hit that one first. They'll be cleaning up the gangers in here with a sponge.

We make our way back and bring the three cars the psycho hadn't destroyed.

Session called, after midnight

Previous Session: https://dormi.zone/post/18938

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