This is unironically my dog. She's cunning and intelligent, capable of complex deception and problem-solving to get what she wants. We really can't prevent her from escaping the yard or getting stuff she shouldn't, only convince her it isn't worth it. At the same time, her recklessness and independent streak has almost gotten her killed on multiple occasions. She's territorial and hierarchical with other dogs, bullying those twice her size because she has the strength and agility to back it up. She's incredibly spoiled, jealously trying to prevent family members from displaying physical affection. If the princess finds it too hot, cold, or wet outside, she'll poop in the house because she knows it doesn't bother us as much as when she pees.
Despite being a truly bizarre looking brat, she's still super loving and sweet. She is very friendly with people when we're in public, letting kids pet her with little issue. She might not be fluffy, but she is cuddly. She's a hard worker who loves to please us more than anything. She'd probably fight a panther to protect us. We didn't believe it at first when we were told she was the sweetest mutt from her litter, but we now know they were telling the truth.
She doesn't really have a brow, so her eyes bulge out of her skull. She can't see or smell well, but she has excellent hearing thanks to her enormous ears. She's constantly anxious and super expressive, capable of understanding our speech and attempts human vocalizations when excited enough. She moves and acts like a cat, cleaning herself well enough to not stink after a year without a bath or playing with her prey by batting with her paws. I've never seen another dog like her. She's one of a kind 💖
