CustardFist

Okay, I'll admit it! Sometimes I do make a wholesome(ish) comic, but that only happens, like, once a year or something. The rest of the year is all piss, farts, terrible puns and naughty stuff. So there.......

Such a sad sight. 🙁

Yet another random thing I felt like addressing. ☝😮

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

This is really how I feel whenever I get a new gadget or appliance. The product itself is fine, but I just don't know where to put those spare parts or optional attachments. 🙄

An oldie from my archive (custardfist.com).

Here's a little civil disobedience for ya. 😉

Anybody try to end your life for the sake of a dumb prank? 😊

Look. The first gastronaut. 😁💨