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Show transcriptScreenshot of a Tumblr post by nongunktional:

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

to all the men out there not getting laid: try less hard to get laid and try more hard to be an enjoyable and relaxing presence

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TranscriptA tumblr post by infectiouspiss on february the 25th saying "blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed".

It has a reblog by thegenderdruid on march the 26th saying "blowjob? more like job blows! #employed".

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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headspace-hotel

There are many difficult things that were replaced with technology, and it wasn't a bad thing. Washing machine replaces washing clothes by hand. Nothing wrong with that. Spinning wheel replaces drop spindle. Nothing wrong with that.

Generative AI replaces thinking. The ability to think for yourself will always be important. People that want to control and oppress you want to limit your ability to think for yourself as much as possible, but continuing to practice it allows you to resist them.

mikkeneko

"This tool replaces thinking," is a technology problem we (humans) have faced before. It's a snark that I've seen pro-AI contenders take as well: I bet these same people would have complained about calculators! And books!

Well. They did, at the time.

We have records from centuries – even millennia back – of scholars at the time complaining that these new-fangled "books" were turning their students lazy; why, they can barely recite any poems in their entirety any more! And there are people still alive today who remember life before widely available calculators, and some of them complained – then and now – that bringing them into schools dealt a ruinous blow to math education, and now these young people don't even know how to use a slide-rule.

And the thing is:

They weren't wrong.

The human brain can, when called on, perform incredible feats of memorization. Bards and skalds of old could memorize and recite poems and epics that were thousands of lines long. This is a skill that is largely lost to most of the population. It's not needed any more, and so it is not practiced.

There is a definite generational gap, between the people who were trained on slide-rules and reckoning and the generation that was taught on calculators. There came a year, when that first generation grew up and entered the workforce, when you suddenly started encountering grown adults who could not do math – not even the very basic arithmetic needed to count down from one hundred. I would go into a shop, buy an item for sixteen dollars, give the cashier a twenty and a one because I want a fiver back, and have them stare at the money in incomprehension – what do? They don't know how to subtract sixteen from twenty-one. They don't know how to calculate a fifteen-percent tip. They did not exercise the parts of their brain that handle this, because they always had a calculator to do it for them.

Nowadays, newer point-of-sale machines compensate for this; they will automatically calculate and dispense the change, no subtraction necessary on the part of the operator. Nowadays everyone carries a phone, and every phone carries a calculator, so if you need to do these calculations, the tool is right there. As more and more transactions go electronic and card, and cash fades further and further out of daily life, these situations happen less and less; it's not a problem that most people can't do math (until it is.)

The people who complained that these tools-that-replace-thinking would reduce the ability of the broad population to exercise these cognitive skills weren't wrong. It's simply that, as the pace of life changed, the environment changed so that in day-to-day life these skills were largely unnecessary.

So.

Isn't this, ChatGPT and Generative AI, just the latest in a long series of tool-replaces-thought that has, broadly, worked out well for us? What's different about this?

Well, two things are different.

  1. In the previous instances of tool-replaces-thinking, the cognitive skill that it replaced was a discrete and, on a day-to-day basis, unnecessary outlay of energy. Most people don't need to memorize thousands of lines of poetry, or anything else for that matter. Most people don't need to do more than cursory levels of math on a day to day basis.

This, however, is different. The cognitive skill that is being obsoleted here is more than "how to write essay" or "identify what is the capital of Rhode Island." It encompasses the entire field of being able to generate new thoughts; of being able to consider and analyze new information; of being able to follow logical trains to their conclusions; of being able to order your thoughts to construct rational arguments; or indeed of being able to express yourself in any structured way. These cognitive tools are not occasional use; they are every day, all the time.

  1. In the previous instances of tool-replaces-thinking, the tool was good at what it did.

Calculators may have replaced reckoning, but calculators are also pretty good at what they do. The calculator will, as long as you give the right input, give the right answer. ChatGPT cannot be relied on to do this. ChatGPT will tell you, confidently and unhesitantly and dangerously, that 2+2=5, and it will not care that it is wrong.

Books may have replaced memorization, and books certainly could be wrong; but a fact, once in a book, is pretty stable and steady. There is not a risk that the Guy Who Owns All The Encylopedias might wake up one day and decide – to pick a purely hypothetical example – that the Gulf of Mexico is called something else, and suddenly all the encyclopedias say that.

Generative AI fails on both these counts. It fails on every count. It's inaccurate, it's unethical, it's unreliable, it's wrong.


I remember some time ago seeing someone say (it was a video about medieval footwear, actually) that "humans have a great energy-saving system: if we can be lazy about something, we are."

This is not a ethical judgment about humans; this is how life works. Animals – including humans – will not do something the hard way if they can do it the easy way; this basic principle of conservation of resources is universal and morally neutral. Cognition is biologically expensive, and though our environment is not what it once was, every person still goes through every day choosing what is valuable enough to expend resources on and what is not.

Because of this, I don't know if there is any solution, here. I think pushing back against the downhill flush of the-easy-way-out is a battle both uphill and against the tide.

So I'll just close with this warning, instead:

Generative AI is a tool that cannot be trusted. Do not use it to replace thought.

calamity-cain

i've been waiting for a more nuanced take on generative AI and it's finally here

haveasnickerss

I'm forever thankful that even though I grew up in the calculator era I was taught and encouraged at school to do math by hand. I only started using the calculator for more complex math and physics. Otherwise, use your brain it's there for a reason.

Although an AI can be useful, it does not replace thinking. Critical thinking is so important, and it helps with basic problem solving. It's something that is getting lost and it's a basic survival skill. It's happening bc I've seen it. People would look at me like I've grown a second head, like I was a know it all genius, with mystical powers just bc I gave a simple solution to a problem. And they weren't complicated problems, just everyday problems, with easy solutions that you just needed to pause and think for two seconds to find them.

Also, as it was said before, AI gives you wrong answers. It does not care. It will lie to your face.

Doing things with AI gives you no source no credibility, it's the "easy lazy" way. But you don't learn. It deeply hurts me to see kids today using chatgpt to do their homework. It doesn't work like that. They won't be able to do basic things if they don't learn to think and make an effort from early age.

If AI is used correctly it can become a good useful tool, mostly to save time, but it's difficult to find the balance.

I'll admit that I've used AI for schoolwork, but never to do my work for me. Never to write for me. I've used to narrow my search field (like once I was doing an investigation work and I asked chatgpt for authors and books about that specific subject- bc it was very specific and I had no clue where to start looking, so asking it for books and then reading said books and using them for my research, so I actually had sources and could compare authors and opinions was a responsible and good way to use the AI)

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Image Transcription by @applesforthis on tumblr[Descriptions of images: A social media post with a series of comments.

From an unnamed user: I'm bored, tell me about a time when you seriously misread social cues and it made it weird. I'm not talking "you too" when the waiter says enjoy your food. Give me something that keeps you up at night.

From Stephanie D: One time when exiting a completely destroyed public one toilet bathroom, I mixed up "I did not do that" and "it smelled like that before I went in" and said "it didn't smell like that before me" 🤦🏼‍♀️

From Lbmisciagna16: I'm an RN in an outpatient clinic. When finishing with a patient I said "I plan to see u next week," combined with "Let's shoot for next week" when I confidently said "I plan to shoot you next week."

From Kris: I meant to tell a customer "if you have any questions, don't hesitate" and "it's no bother" at the same time and told her "if you have any questions, don't bother" 🙃

From Vegas: one time i accidentally grabbed the sonic worker's finger bc i thought it was a straw she was handing me

From Cassie Vasicak: I once greet a customer "welcome to birth control" instead of "welcome to Burger King" because I was just thinking about my birth control

From Crystal: Tried to say "we're like the black sheep" and "we're like the step children" of the neighborhood and stared directly into my neighbor's eyes and said "we're like black children"

From Amanda Klatt: I meant to ask a woman what gender her baby was and I accidentally said "what flavor is that baby"

From Rach: "I was carpooling with my coworkers and a guy started drifting into my lane nearly clipping me, I screamed out "HES COMING IN ME" instead of "hes coming into my lane" 😔

From audrey may: bumped into an older gentleman by mistake. i meant to say "i'm so sorry" but also "are you okay?" so instead i just shouted "ARE YOU SORRY??" i stared at him to process and just walked away defeated

From Heather_the_Badass: I asked a waiter for a box for my remains (instead of leftovers).

From MilitaryDoc: Principal announced we'd have Monday off of school (my birthday), I jumped up and cheered... before he commented that a teacher passed away overnight and her funeral would be held that day

From appleuser7754496: I had just moved to NYC. Someone tourists stopped me on the sidewalk and asked me for directions to the subway. I gave them directions to a Subway sandwich shop around the corner

From 🪨: After an interview the hiring manager put her arm up to slide past me and I GAVE HER A HUG 😭

From lovereetks: I saw a guy trip and fall on the sidewalk and rushed forward to help them. I was thinking "I hope they're alright" and "did they get hurt." Kneeled down, locked eyes, said "I hope you're hurt".

From Jessica Linn: My husband said "whatever tosses your salad" at a work meeting because he thought it meant the same thing as "whatever floats your boat" 😭

From kirahhArgh: One time when I worked at a gas station, a guy was filling up like 20 gas cans. I meant to ask him, "are you preparing for the apocalypse?" But what I said was "are you preparing for the holocaust?"

From Mae: Got into an elevator with a woman who told me what button to press. Hesitated so bad I said "sorry I'm blind". She looked mortified, pressed the button, and I had to stare off as if I were rlly blind

From JWHigbie: I work in healthcare. Always saw the doctor in scrubs. Saw him in public, regularly dressed, and said "I didn't recognize you with clothes on!" IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE.

From FosterPupz: Guy at Starbucks took my order, and I guess my brain was thinking her was going to say "anything else?" So when he said "Have a nice day" I said "No" and he goes "ok no pressure," and I wanted to dieee

From Rachel: the first and last time I ever spoke in court I called the judge "your majesty" by accident instead of "your honor" 😫

From R Y L Y: guy introduced himself as "Pita" and I called him Pita for a week before I realized he had a Boston accent 😞 🫣

From J: This man with caterpiller eyebrows approached me while I was browsing. He asked if I needed help and I said no I was just eyebrowsing. It was 7 years ago and I think about it at least once a week 🫠 ☠️

From Desiree Taylor: In high school asked this guy in wheelchair how he kept his sneakers white...I still think about it from time to time 😔

From Tracyyy 🌊 🐚 🌸 🥥 ✨: Taking the uber to the airport and the driver asked "American"? Proceeded to say my nationality and my entire backstory around it for him to then say "nice but American Airlines or ?" ☠️

From Roskilly's: Thought the bartender said "you look nice!" So said "aw, thanks" and did a little twirl. She repeated herself and said "would you like ice?" scoop in hand and everything. 🤦🏻‍♀️

From Kimberly Rose: My (male) boss was excitedly explaining something to me and instead of saying "don't get too ahead of yourself" I said "don't get too hard" ?????

From Chelsey: it was summer and i went to say "it's hot out there" and "stay cool" to a very elderly man and i said "stay hot"

From Myranda Pasenelli: I had a phone interview for a job I really wanted and when she said tell me about yourself I panicked and said "I'm a girl" and we sat in silence for like 5 min 😭 my brain froze. I didn't get the job

From BJ: Worked at a dog hotel. Was sleep deprived from finals and saw a woman holding a dog and on autopilot took the dog and said "she's going to make so many new friends!" We were in Trader Joe's.

From i.love.you.iknow: One of my residents was walking his dog and I asked what the dog's name was and he said "Beo," I assumed short for Beowulf. AND I REPEATED IT. The resident had a speech impediment. The name was Bear

From Drum💕Bass💕Bubbles🫧: I told a girl at the bar that I really liked her hobo style... I meant to say boho. She gave me a death stare and didn't talk to me the rest of the night 😫 🥹

From Nat: I work retail. Tarte shape tape was on sale, so I naturally greeted a customer "Hi, SHART".... We locked eyes as she walked away.

From Hailz: Olive Garden waiter asked me if I wanted "soup or salad" 4 times and I just said yes every single time 😞

From almostdrrllylilly: waiter at a fancy seafood restaurant cut up my steak for me and had it on the fork and i leaned over and took the bite like he was feeding me, silence was deafening

From Lauren📚: I worked in a call center and said "bye bye. Love you" to a patient on the phone. We both erupted in laughter and he hung up on me 😂

From saltyinFL: when I was waiting tables I meant to ask them if they were done with their spinach dip but for some reason in a southern accent I said dat dip done tho? 😭 My husband still says that to me 10 years later

From Poop23: Saw a dog while hiking. Shouted down "what's your dog's name?!" They said "tofu" I meant to say "I'm gonna come say hi" but I said "I'm gonna come" emphasis on come.

/End descriptions of images.]

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TranscriptTumblr post by manywinged:

"touch starved not in a craving human contact way but in a daydreaming about napping under a dragon's wing way"

(Image of a dragon statue, and a stick person napping under the dragon's wing. The stick figure is circled and labeled "me".)

"when i say i want to be held i'm talking about this"

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Screenshot of a Tumblr post by imsobadatnicknames2:

"A couple years later it's still amazing what a perfect distillation the original 'anonymized people of the global south' tweet is of the absolute callousness of yankee liberals;

(Screenshot of a Twitter post by @loudpenitent: "An anonymized 'people of the global south' is not worth more than domestic queer citizens or any other member of any other marginalized community - or, bluntly, any fellow citizen at all. Real-ass human beings matter more than rhetorical constructs.") (end of Twitter screenshot, back to imsobadatnicknames2’s commentary);

If I wrote a character saying this into a piece of media about how much americans suck it'd be too on the nose."

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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/32743891

Moon Dust

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MOTHMAN,

There’s no need to feel down, I said

MOTHMAN,

Lift that man off the ground

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